Post by Babyboomer on Jul 12, 2008 9:24:55 GMT -5
A lady in Louisville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: What is the biggest concern for the Louisville Football Program A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Louisville ?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Louisville players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the Louisville players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Louisville team has adopted a new Honor System. 'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
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The Cards are expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Cards spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
Q: What is the biggest concern for the Louisville Football Program A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
_____________________________________________________
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Louisville ?
A: A huddle
_______________________________ ______________________
Q: Four Louisville players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
____________________________________________________
Q: Why can't most of the Louisville players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
__________________________________________________
The Louisville team has adopted a new Honor System. 'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
_____________________________________________________
The Cards are expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
______________________________________________________
Q: How will the Cards spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
