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Post by Cody KP on Jan 14, 2009 16:20:06 GMT -5
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said , 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.'
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Post by Babyboomer on Jan 15, 2009 10:18:26 GMT -5
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Post by Cody KP on Jan 15, 2009 18:44:34 GMT -5
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana '
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
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Post by Cody KP on Jan 15, 2009 18:44:49 GMT -5
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?'
The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
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Post by Cody KP on Jan 15, 2009 18:45:03 GMT -5
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any I. D. ?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'
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Post by Cody KP on Jan 15, 2009 18:45:32 GMT -5
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.'
The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'
The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither.'
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Post by BlueCat on Jan 15, 2009 20:26:33 GMT -5
^^rofl
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Post by TexasBlue on Jan 18, 2009 22:16:22 GMT -5
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Post by BlueBaron on Jan 19, 2009 0:02:03 GMT -5
Hahahaha... keep 'em coming!
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