Post by kyblueintenn on Jan 6, 2004 0:10:46 GMT -5
Thought you all might enjoy these 2, they are not bad in any way, so hope you enjoy ! ;D--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dean Smith in Heaven
Ole Dean Smith from UNC dies and of course goes to heaven. When he gets there the Lord tells him they have a special place just for him and because of what he did at UNC, he rates a mansion.
Dean doesn't believe him but says what the heck, show me my new home in heaven. SURE AS CAN BE, THERE IT IS!!!
Here's this mansion, 10 times bigger than the Atlanta Dome, lights, blue and white banners, the biggest marching band you ever saw. It sparkles and the music is wonderful! Dean Smith, heaven's greatest coach all over it!
Ole Deano can't believe it! Then he looks over a ways away, he sees another mansion, 20 times bigger than his! But this one is covered with Kentucky blue and white banners, lights, sparkles, a marching band ten times bigger than Dean's. The band is playing my Old KY Home and Dean sees all this UK stuff. He's suddenly saddened.
"Dear Lord," he says solemnly, "I didn't know Tubby died."
God looks down at Dean, shaking his head.
"He didn't Dean. That's my house."
-----------------------------------------------------------------------Heaven's Just a Call Away
A highly recruited high school basketball player was visiting schools to try to and find the best college for him. His first stop was at Minnesota. When he got there, the head coach immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.
The young man was shocked by all this. He asked the coach what was so special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at our university." The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick. "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,250. Calling Heaven ain't cheap." The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. Who would want to live in Minnesota anyway.
His next stop was Lawrence, Kansas. Once at Roy's office, Coach Williams immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?" Roy said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $150. Calling Heaven isn't cheap." Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left.
His last stop was in Lexington, Kentucky. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Tubby picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I should choose. From Minnesota it was going to cost me $1,250. From Kansas they wanted $150. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here at Kentucky?"
The coach smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."
Ole Dean Smith from UNC dies and of course goes to heaven. When he gets there the Lord tells him they have a special place just for him and because of what he did at UNC, he rates a mansion.
Dean doesn't believe him but says what the heck, show me my new home in heaven. SURE AS CAN BE, THERE IT IS!!!
Here's this mansion, 10 times bigger than the Atlanta Dome, lights, blue and white banners, the biggest marching band you ever saw. It sparkles and the music is wonderful! Dean Smith, heaven's greatest coach all over it!
Ole Deano can't believe it! Then he looks over a ways away, he sees another mansion, 20 times bigger than his! But this one is covered with Kentucky blue and white banners, lights, sparkles, a marching band ten times bigger than Dean's. The band is playing my Old KY Home and Dean sees all this UK stuff. He's suddenly saddened.
"Dear Lord," he says solemnly, "I didn't know Tubby died."
God looks down at Dean, shaking his head.
"He didn't Dean. That's my house."
-----------------------------------------------------------------------Heaven's Just a Call Away
A highly recruited high school basketball player was visiting schools to try to and find the best college for him. His first stop was at Minnesota. When he got there, the head coach immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.
The young man was shocked by all this. He asked the coach what was so special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at our university." The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick. "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,250. Calling Heaven ain't cheap." The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. Who would want to live in Minnesota anyway.
His next stop was Lawrence, Kansas. Once at Roy's office, Coach Williams immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?" Roy said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $150. Calling Heaven isn't cheap." Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left.
His last stop was in Lexington, Kentucky. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Tubby picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I should choose. From Minnesota it was going to cost me $1,250. From Kansas they wanted $150. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here at Kentucky?"
The coach smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."