Post by Administrator on Jun 1, 2002 6:16:31 GMT -5
This list of rules will be handed out to each person as they enter our area:
1. That sloped-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at got more exercise before breakfast than you'll get all week at the gym.
2. It's called a gravel road. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your BMW.
3. I have a four-wheel drive because I NEED it.
4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
5. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get your butt kicked.........by our women.
6. Pull your pants up and turn your hat around. You look like an idiot.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of turkeys are making their approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
9. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of sugar and a long spoon.
10. If you bring Coke into my house it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.
11. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.
12. Get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks because they want to. So, your a feminist. Isn't that cute.
14. Yeah, we eat catfish, trout and other wild game. If you really want sushi and caviar, it's available at the bait shop.
15. "The Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday.
16. So what if every person in every pick-up waves? It's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
17. When people are discussing "Midnight Madness" they aren't talking about some big sale at the department store. Read your Kentucky Bible and you'll find it's definition.
And that is Eastern (by God) Kentucky!!!!
1. That sloped-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at got more exercise before breakfast than you'll get all week at the gym.
2. It's called a gravel road. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your BMW.
3. I have a four-wheel drive because I NEED it.
4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
5. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get your butt kicked.........by our women.
6. Pull your pants up and turn your hat around. You look like an idiot.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of turkeys are making their approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
9. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of sugar and a long spoon.
10. If you bring Coke into my house it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.
11. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.
12. Get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks because they want to. So, your a feminist. Isn't that cute.
14. Yeah, we eat catfish, trout and other wild game. If you really want sushi and caviar, it's available at the bait shop.
15. "The Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday.
16. So what if every person in every pick-up waves? It's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
17. When people are discussing "Midnight Madness" they aren't talking about some big sale at the department store. Read your Kentucky Bible and you'll find it's definition.
And that is Eastern (by God) Kentucky!!!!
