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Post by Babyboomer on Jan 21, 2008 14:42:49 GMT -5
Orange is a great color For Tennessee Fans Saturday- they can wear it to the game Sunday- they can wear it hunting Monday-wear it while picking up trash on the side of the road!!!!!! Question: Tennessee Men's basketball: What is a player's idea of a girl who is a 10. Answer: A girl thats a four, holding a six pack. Definition of birth control in Tennessee? A girl runnin' faster than her brother.. What do you call a Ford Econoline van driving up I-75 full of Tennesse fans? A full set of teeth Q: What is the definition of safe sex in Tenn.?
A: Brand all the sheep that bite.
There were two guys about to be executed one was a UK fan and the other a UT fan. They were each given there last wish..They asked the UT guy first.He said "I want to hear rocky top one last time". Then they asked the UK guy what his last wish was, and he said..... "kill me first!"
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