Post by Administrator on Jun 30, 2002 5:36:36 GMT -5
Chris Rock better watch out.
If Randy Moffett's gig as president of Southeastern Louisiana University goes bad, the man has the makings of a comedy titan.
At the surreal news conference introducing Hal Mumme as his school's new football coach yesterday, the SLU prez unleashed some real howlers.
"At the University of Kentucky, Hal Mumme created an outstanding, exciting football program."
"Hal Mumme is a man of character, a man who believes in principles."
"Hal Mumme is committed to young people. He puts young people first."
It takes a pretty funny guy to describe a coach who went 20-26 at Kentucky, produced all of one winning season (1998) and two quality wins (Mississippi State 1998, Arkansas '99) in four years as outstanding.
If Randy Moffett's gig as president of Southeastern Louisiana University goes bad, the man has the makings of a comedy titan.
At the surreal news conference introducing Hal Mumme as his school's new football coach yesterday, the SLU prez unleashed some real howlers.
"At the University of Kentucky, Hal Mumme created an outstanding, exciting football program."
"Hal Mumme is a man of character, a man who believes in principles."
"Hal Mumme is committed to young people. He puts young people first."
It takes a pretty funny guy to describe a coach who went 20-26 at Kentucky, produced all of one winning season (1998) and two quality wins (Mississippi State 1998, Arkansas '99) in four years as outstanding.